Or some 90’s movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger….
Come talk me off the ledge…
(Just kidding, I’m going to Pequod’s to celebrate, so life is totally worth living)
30 is pretty cool, and it’s reassuring to know dudes worry about similar life milestones that ladies do, regardless of biological clock.
The Distance of a Day. A video of a sunset in Los Angeles made by my mother with her iPhone next to a video of a sunrise in the Maldives made by me. They were recorded simultaneously. At the exact same moment the sun was setting in Los Angeles it was rising in the Maldives. We were watching the sun together, thousands of miles apart.
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
Stupid babies need the most attention.
I sort of hate Father’s Day.
Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he’s the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn’t because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
So what do women in their 20s do?
Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don’t ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.